Unicycling is the most superior form of human-powered transportation!
You may ask "WHY?"
Because unicycling is superior to all the rest.
"BUT HOW ABOUT BICYCLING?" you may ask...
15 reasons unicycles are better than bicycles:
Unicycles are safer. Far fewer unicycles get in accidents.
-They are more visible.
-Cars actually stop to let you cross.
Unicycles are more maneuverable.
-It's much easier to do a 180 on a unicycle.
They are more transportable.
-You can take your unicycle on the bus.
Unicyclists can get away with a lot more.
-Cops don't know how to classify unicycles
-Unicyclists can ride in the street or on the sidewalk
-You can take your unicycle into the post office with you.
They are less trivial to learn how to ride.
-Challenges are healthy.
Two wheels are excessive.
ONE WHEEL ONE WORLD!
You can ride with no hands without loss of maneuverability.
-In fact you can't not ride with no hands. unless you hold on to the seat
-Having your hands free is very useful; you can juggle, handwhistle, do origami, or eat lunch.
They are slower downhill.
-Which is good because it's safer.
-Besides, what's the hurry? We unicyclists have nowhere we'd rather be than on our unicycles.
-Besides going uphill a unicycle is not necessarily slower...
-Unicycles are lighter, have a low gear, and I pass bikes on a regular basis.
The uncomfortable unicycle seats enhance pelvic stamina.
- Who wants children anyways.
They are easier to get off.
They impress the babes/studs. well... maybe not but they should at least.
They give you more attention. -A great conversation starter.
Half the wheels half the flats.
They're much less expensive.
You get to be amused everyday by passerbys who call out "hey, you lost a wheel!" and think they are original and even funny.